Synopsis
Unable to tie the knot with his prozac captivated girlfriend, Cuban Filmmaker Sebastian Cortez, finds himself 30-years old and never in love. On his quest to finding..."The One!", Sebastian turns to friend/tour guide Daria who introduces Sebastian to her sandbox of gay co-horts and the adventure of his life! From penis make overs, unlikely 3-ways to learning how to have the best climax, the unsophisticated but sexy Sebastian finds himself navigating through the uncharted waters of Hollywood, sexual politics and getting trapped between Mr. Big Time and...Toilet Man? Is this QUEER EYE FOR THE BI-GUY? Can a girl turn a straight man queer? Or is it just the endless margaritas talking? All these questions answered in this sardonic, hilarious and universal film about the pursuit of finding someone to permanently spoon with. A comedy for audiences of all persuasions regardless who is giving you that orgasm.
Scores
Popularity Percentile (Year)
4.8%
Box Office Percentile (Year)
17.9%
Critic Consensus
0.0% Fresh • 11 critic reviews
Critic reception is largely negative, with 0% of 11 logged reviews marked Fresh. Across reviews, critics repeatedly emphasize character-driven, thin plot, funny. Many reviews cite thin plot as the main reasons it falls short.
character-driventhin plotfunnyromanticemotionalvisually striking
Cast
| Cast | Year | Reported Salary | Inflation Adjusted | Notes |
|---|
| N/A |
Aggregated Reviews
Rotten Tomatoes critic score0.0
RT critic review count11
Rotten Tomatoes audience score33.0
RT audience rating count100
IMDb rating4.2
IMDb votes231
Box Office ?
| Category | Year | Reported | Inflation Adjusted |
|---|
| Domestic | 2005 | $26,087 | $41,902 |
| International | 2005 | N/A | N/A |
| Worldwide | 2005 | $26,087 | $41,902 |
Earnings / Profitability
Estimated net revenues and net expenses for films based on reported and estimated numbers. This income statement should be considered most viable for the first 24 months after the inital movie's release (ie after most lucrative pay windows).
| Category | Year | Reported | Inflation Adjusted |
|---|
| Revenues |
| Theatrical Net Revenue | 2005 | $13,044 | $20,951 |
| Digital Rentals ? | 2005 | $39,000 | $62,644 |
| Digital Purchases ? | 2005 | $6,000 | $9,637 |
| Physical Rentals ? | 2005 | $2,172,000 | $3,488,768 |
| Physical Purchases ? | 2005 | $5,214,000 | $8,374,971 |
| TV & Streaming Revenue | 2005 | $75,000 | $120,469 |
| Total Revenues | 2005 | $7,519,044 | $12,077,439 |
| Expenses |
| Budget ? | 2005 | $250,000 (est) | $401,562 (est) |
| Print & Advertising (P&A) ? | 2005 | $80,000 (est) | $128,500 (est) |
| Participations | 2005 | $301,000 | $483,480 |
| Residuals ? | 2005 | $543,000 | $872,192 |
| Interest & Overhead | 2005 | $50,000 | $80,312 |
| Total Expenses | 2005 | $1,224,000 | $1,966,046 |
| Movie Net Profit or Loss | 2005 | $6,295,044 | $10,111,393 |
Similar Movies
| Poster | Movie | Year | Match | Overall | Est. Profit |
|---|
 | Groundhog Day | 1993 | Shared genres: 3 | 95.4 | $78,676,441 |
 | Silver Linings Playbook | 2012 | Shared genres: 3 | 94.9 | $98,374,307 |
 | When Harry Met Sally... | 1989 | Shared genres: 3 | 94.1 | $84,958,364 |
 | As Good as It Gets | 1997 | Shared genres: 3 | 94.0 | $89,663,856 |
 | Coming to America | 1988 | Shared genres: 3 | 94.0 | $85,243,797 |
Tooltips
- Budget Estimated using Machine Learning
- Digital Rentals: PVOD, VOD, & On-Demand
- Marketing & distribution costs to release Movie in Theaters. Includes: Online & Offline Ads, Posters, Trailer Production, and physical or digital copies (formerly "prints") sent to cinemas.
- Net Digital Purchase Revenue
- Net Revenues for Physical Rentals: VHS, DVD, BluRay (when appropriate)
- Physical Purchases: VHS $100,000, DVD $5,102,000, BluRay $12,000
- Reported or Estimated Net Budget (after tax, product placements, & grants)
- Theatrical box office grosses split into Domestic, International, and Worldwide totals.
- Union-modeled residuals using SAG-AFTRA and WGA schedules as a simplified estimate proxy.
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Budget Tooltip
Reported or Estimated Net Budget (after tax, product placements, & grants)
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