ScreenProfits

SCREEN PROFITS REPORT

Sex, Politics & Cocktails

2005 · 1 hr 30 min

Unable to tie the knot with his prozac captivated girlfriend, Cuban Filmmaker Sebastian Cortez, finds himself 30-years old and never in love. On his quest to finding..."The One!", Sebastian turns to friend/tour guide Daria who introduces Sebastian to her sandbox of gay co-horts and the adventure of his life! From penis make overs, unlikely 3-ways to learning how to have the best climax, the unsophisticated but sexy Sebastian finds himself navigating through the uncharted waters of Hollywood, sexual politics and getting trapped between Mr. Big Time and...Toilet Man? Is this QUEER EYE FOR THE BI-GUY? Can a girl turn a straight man queer? Or is it just the endless margaritas talking? All these questions answered in this sardonic, hilarious and universal film about the pursuit of finding someone to permanently spoon with. A comedy for audiences of all persuasions regardless who is giving you that orgasm.

Cast Salaries

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Box Office

Box Office Reported grosses are direct imports. Inflation-adjusted values use imported adjusted totals when available, otherwise they use the yearly U.S. CPI table you maintain in WordPress.

Inflation-adjusted values are shown in 2025 dollars when CPI data is available.

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Category Year Reported Inflation Adjusted
Domestic Domestic theatrical box office gross. 2005 $26,087 $42,997
International International theatrical box office gross. 2005 $0 $0
Worldwide Combined worldwide theatrical box office gross. 2005 $26,087 $41,902
Earnings / Profitability

Earnings / Profitability

Estimated revenues and expenses for films based on currently imported reported and estimated fields. Inflation-adjusted values use the CPI table when direct adjusted values are not present in the export.

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Category Year Reported Inflation Adjusted
Revenues
Theatrical Net Revenue Estimated distributor theatrical revenue using the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $13,044 (est) $21,499 (est)
Digital Rentals Estimated digital rental revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $415 $685
Digital Purchases Estimated digital purchase revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $68 $112
Physical Rentals Estimated physical rental revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $5,519 $9,096
Physical Purchases Physical Purchases: VHS $165, DVD $8,092 2005 $8,257 $13,610
TV & Streaming Revenue Estimated ancillary TV and streaming revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $5,948 (est) $9,803 (est)
Total Revenues Total of the revenue streams currently available or derived in this ScreenProfits profitability view. 2005 $33,251 $54,805
Expenses
Budget Production budget. 2005 $250,000 N/A
Print & Advertising (P&A) P&A Estimated using Machine Learning sourceSource: ML P&A estimate (peer+ridge)Machine-learned P&A estimate based on peer comps and regression inputs. Reestimate Prior Estimate | Covid Mult: 1 | Peer Count: 0 | Reg Box Pred: $110,432 | Reg Main Pred: $426,617 2005 $80,000 (est) $131,859 (est)
Participations Talent and producer participation payouts. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $0 (est) $0 (est)
Residuals Residual and related distribution expense line. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $821 (est) $1,354 (est)
Interest & Overhead Interest and overhead allocation. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2005 $30,000 (est) $49,447 (est)
Total Expenses Total of budget, P&A, participations, residuals, and interest/overhead in this ScreenProfits profitability view. 2005 $360,821 $594,718
Movie Net Profit or Loss Estimated movie net profit/loss from the current ScreenProfits revenue and expense model. 2005 $-327,570 $-539,912
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