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Jersey Guy

2003 · Elia Zois · Roosey Khawly · 1 hr 30 min

Jack, a 25 year old Jersey guy is scared... of moving out of his parents house...of marrying his girlfriend of seven years... of spending his life working in the nursing home... of eighty year old Helen with whom he engages in a daily battle not to pull the fire alarm. On a rare trip into the "foreign" territory of New York City, Jack and his pal Merle talk their way into a hip downtown club. Wearing his best plaid shirt he fails to impress anyone, except a glamorous model, who happens to think taking care of old people is just about the nicest thing a person could do for a living. Totally smitten by her attention, Jack embraces her world. He feels guilty about cheating on his girlfriend, but he looks so good in his new Valentino suit! His buddies in the nursing home, impressed by Jack's ballet of deceit and self discovery, live vicariously through him. He's got to make a choice. But something's not right... as he discusses this new turn of events with his father, he realizes there is more to the old man than meets the eye. So which life does Jack choose?

Cast Salaries

Cast Year Salary Inflation adjusted salary Notes
Steve Parlavecchio 2003 $7,500 $13,121 (est)
Arthur J. Nascarella 2003 $5,000 $8,747 (est)
Stacie Mistysyn 2003 $3,125 $5,467 (est)

Box Office Reported grosses are direct imports. Inflation-adjusted values use imported adjusted totals when available, otherwise they use the yearly U.S. CPI table you maintain in WordPress.

Inflation-adjusted values are shown in 2025 dollars when CPI data is available.

Category Year Reported Inflation Adjusted
Domestic Domestic theatrical box office gross. 2003 $4,268 $7,467
International International theatrical box office gross. 2003 $0 $0
Worldwide Combined worldwide theatrical box office gross. 2003 $4,268 $7,276

Earnings / Profitability

Estimated revenues and expenses for films based on currently imported reported and estimated fields. Inflation-adjusted values use the CPI table when direct adjusted values are not present in the export.

Category Year Reported Inflation Adjusted
Revenues
Theatrical Net Revenue Estimated distributor theatrical revenue using the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $2,134 (est) $3,733 (est)
Digital Rentals Estimated digital rental revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $97 $170
Digital Purchases Estimated digital purchase revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $0 $0
Physical Rentals Estimated physical rental revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $2,612 $4,569
Physical Purchases Physical Purchases: VHS $456, DVD $2,803 2003 $3,259 $5,701
TV & Streaming Revenue Estimated ancillary TV and streaming revenue from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $1,581 (est) $2,765 (est)
Total Revenues Total of the revenue streams currently available or derived in this ScreenProfits profitability view. 2003 $9,682 $16,939
Expenses
Budget Production budget. 2003 $250,000 N/A
Print & Advertising (P&A) P&A Estimated using Machine Learning sourceSource: ML P&A estimate (peer+ridge)Machine-learned P&A estimate based on peer comps and regression inputs. Reestimate Prior Estimate | Covid Mult: 1 | Peer Count: 0 | Reg Box Pred: $36,654 | Reg Main Pred: $231,929 2003 $80,000 (est) $139,957 (est)
Participations Talent and producer participation payouts. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $0 (est) $0 (est)
Residuals Residual and related distribution expense line. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $233 (est) $408 (est)
Interest & Overhead Interest and overhead allocation. Parsed from source context when available, otherwise estimated from the year-based ScreenProfits finance model. 2003 $30,000 (est) $52,484 (est)
Total Expenses Total of budget, P&A, participations, residuals, and interest/overhead in this ScreenProfits profitability view. 2003 $360,233 $630,213
Movie Net Profit or Loss Estimated movie net profit/loss from the current ScreenProfits revenue and expense model. 2003 $-350,551 $-613,274

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