Jersey Guy

2003 | Comedy, Drama, New Jersey, North America, USA

Synopsis

Jack, a 25 year old Jersey guy is scared... of moving out of his parents house...of marrying his girlfriend of seven years... of spending his life working in the nursing home... of eighty year old Helen with whom he engages in a daily battle not to pull the fire alarm. On a rare trip into the "foreign" territory of New York City, Jack and his pal Merle talk their way into a hip downtown club. Wearing his best plaid shirt he fails to impress anyone, except a glamorous model, who happens to think taking care of old people is just about the nicest thing a person could do for a living. Totally smitten by her attention, Jack embraces her world. He feels guilty about cheating on his girlfriend, but he looks so good in his new Valentino suit! His buddies in the nursing home, impressed by Jack's ballet of deceit and self discovery, live vicariously through him. He's got to make a choice. But something's not right... as he discusses this new turn of events with his father, he realizes there is more to the old man than meets the eye. So which life does Jack choose?

Scores

Overall Score
6.0
Popularity Percentile (Year)
1.1%
Box Office Percentile (Year)
3.8%
Review Aggregate
20.8

Critic Consensus

0.0% Fresh • 6 critic reviews

Critic reception is largely negative, with 0% of 6 logged reviews marked Fresh. Across reviews, critics repeatedly emphasize character-driven, funny, emotional. Many reviews cite execution consistency as the main reasons it falls short.

character-drivenfunnyemotionalvisually strikingthought-provokingrealistic

Cast

CastYearReported SalaryInflation AdjustedNotes
Steve Parlavecchio2003$0$0(est)
Arthur J. Nascarella2003$0$0(est)
Stacie Mistysyn2003$0$0(est)

Aggregated Reviews

Rotten Tomatoes critic score0.0
RT critic review count6
Rotten Tomatoes audience scoreN/A
RT audience rating count0
IMDb rating5.4
IMDb votes53

Box Office ?

CategoryYearReportedInflation Adjusted
Domestic2003$4,268$7,276
International2003N/AN/A
Worldwide2003$4,268$7,276

Earnings / Profitability

Estimated net revenues and net expenses for films based on reported and estimated numbers. This income statement should be considered most viable for the first 24 months after the inital movie's release (ie after most lucrative pay windows).
CategoryYearReportedInflation Adjusted
Revenues
Theatrical Net Revenue2003$2,134$3,638
Digital Rentals ?2003$2,000$3,410
Digital Purchases ?2003N/AN/A
Physical Rentals ?2003$342,000$583,073
Physical Purchases ?2003$624,000$1,063,852
TV & Streaming Revenue2003$75,000$127,867
Total Revenues2003$1,045,134$1,781,840
Expenses
Budget ?2003$250,000 (est)$426,223 (est)
Print & Advertising (P&A) ?2003$80,000 (est)$136,391 (est)
Participations2003$21,000$35,803
Residuals ?2003$66,000$112,523
Interest & Overhead2003$50,000$85,245
Total Expenses2003$467,000$796,184
Movie Net Profit or Loss2003$578,134$985,656

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