I'm Not Jesus Mommy

2011 | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Synopsis

Kimberly would stop at nothing to have a child of her own. After recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an unthinkable solution and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, wars, famine and natural disasters of every kinds have plagued the Earth. As Kimberly struggles to survive her biggest challenge is raising her son. Strange occurrences surrounding the young boy are only becoming worse and more mysterious. Roger, the head researcher of the cloning project returns to reveal that David was cloned from DNA taken from the Shroud of Turin...from blood of Christ. Has cloning made it possible to bring Christ back? Is David the Second Coming of Christ or something else?

Scores

Overall Score
12.0
Popularity Percentile (Year)
6.6%
Box Office Percentile (Year)
8.6%
Review Aggregate
29.9

Critic Consensus

0.0% Fresh • 1 critic reviews

Critic reception is largely negative, with 0% of 1 logged reviews marked Fresh. Across reviews, critics repeatedly emphasize thin plot, character-driven, suspenseful. Many reviews cite thin plot as the main reasons it falls short.

thin plotcharacter-drivensuspensefulemotionalvisually strikingthought-provoking

Cast

CastYearReported SalaryInflation AdjustedNotes
Bridget McGrath2011$0$0(est)
Charles Hubbell2011$0$0(est)
Rocco Hale2011$0$0(est)
Joseph Schneider2011$0$0(est)

Aggregated Reviews

Rotten Tomatoes critic scoreN/A
RT critic review count1
Rotten Tomatoes audience score32.0
RT audience rating count100
IMDb rating2.7
IMDb votes413

Box Office ?

CategoryYearReportedInflation Adjusted
Domestic2011$15,005$20,930
International2011N/AN/A
Worldwide2011$15,005$20,930

Earnings / Profitability

Estimated net revenues and net expenses for films based on reported and estimated numbers. This income statement should be considered most viable for the first 24 months after the inital movie's release (ie after most lucrative pay windows).
CategoryYearReportedInflation Adjusted
Revenues
Theatrical Net Revenue2011$7,502$10,465
Digital Rentals ?2011$358,000$499,354
Digital Purchases ?2011$115,000$160,407
Physical Rentals ?2011$656,000$915,016
Physical Purchases ?2011$1,563,000$2,180,138
TV & Streaming Revenue2011$75,000$104,613
Total Revenues2011$2,774,502$3,869,993
Expenses
Budget ?2011$250,000 (est)$348,711 (est)
Print & Advertising (P&A) ?2011$80,000 (est)$111,587 (est)
Participations2011$111,000$154,827
Residuals ?2011$178,000$248,282
Interest & Overhead2011$50,000$69,742
Total Expenses2011$669,000$933,149
Movie Net Profit or Loss2011$2,105,502$2,936,844

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